Not from Clumsy, but it fits.
If you’re a man and you’re under 40 (or maybe not) then it’s likely that Jeffrey Brown feels your pain. If you don’t know who Jeffrey Brown is, then at some point you’re going to want to run out and buy the graphic novel Clumsy followed by Unlikely and aeiou (amongst others). It might just make you feel a whole lot better about yourself, because Jeff is finding it just as difficult as you are.
The world today isn’t really a very forgiving place. Most of us are trying to project an image that convinces everyone else that we know exactly what we’re doing. Like a plaid shirted mountain man, you confidently march ever forward never looking back. That sort of thing. I don’t know who these guys are, but I only ever see them in magazines. They tend not to wear socks, they have, what I’ve heard is called, a ‘mankle’. They often have tatoo sleeves and their beard is so much cooler than yours. Why did you even bother to leave the house?
Jeff isn’t like that though. Jeff is like you and me. Things happen to him, not because he has willed them to be that way, but simply because it happens that way. There’s no sweeping Gone With the Wind moments and everything is, ‘do you mind if I?’ or ‘is it ok if…?’. But isn’t that so much better than 50 shades of anything?
It’s great that writers of books, films and whatever else want to create that amazingly smooth and scripted fantasy worlds that we all should live in, but really, who can live with the insecurity? Most men aren’t Don Draper or Christian Grey. Most men are Jeff Brown.
So if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the latest edition of Esquire or Monocle, pick up Clumsy, or any Jeffrey Brown novel, and remind yourself that we’re actually all pretty awkward and just trying to get by in a slightly judgmental world. Just don’t read it right after getting dumped.
And, make sure you get it at your local bookshop, that keeps people in jobs!